Best Husband Wife Hindi Jokes

On this article I will let you know some awesome Hindi jokes based on Husband wife. Given below seven jokes related to Husband Wife Jokes.

Husband: Naari ka matlab hai shakti

Husband: Naari ka matlab hai shakti.
Wife: To phir purush ka matlab kya hai?
Husband: Sehen shakti

Wife Meri Tabiyat Theek Nahi

Wife:” Meri Tabiyat Theek Nahi
Lag Rahi Hai..
Husband: Ohhh, Par Me To
Shoping Pe Jane Ka Soch Raha
Tha…
Wife:” Me Mazak kar Rahi
Thi… :))
Husband:” Mai Bhi Mazak kar
Raha Tha…
Chal uth k Roti bana…

Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai

Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai,
meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.
Husband: Mujhe toh yeh tumhari Majak karne ki
aadat
bahut achi lagti hai.:-)

Husband:” sir meri wife kho gai hai (Hindi Jokes)

Husband:” sir meri wife kho gai hai
postman:” Yeh post office hai police station nahi..
Husband:” ohh sorry! Saala
khushi k mare kaha jaon, kuch
samjh mein nahi aa raha
hai…

WIFE: JANU, Aaj Tumhari Girlfriend Night Stay Karne
Aaa Rahi hai!

Maine Fridge mein Beer & fresh Fruit Salad banake
rakha hai,
Room freshner side table par hai,
Nahanay Ka Soap with lime fragrance or towel Bhi rakha hai,
Main baccho ko Leker Mummy K yaha Jaa Rahi
Hoon, Kal Sham Tak Aajaungi,
Prog Mein Koi Change Ho To Inform Kar Dena, mein
Wahin aur Ruk JaunGi…!
Isko kahate hai
EK HUSBAND ke haseen sapne!!!

Biwi k mahine bhar k kharche

Biwi k mahine bhar k kharche
se tang aakar.
Pati: mahine bhar mein ek kilo
lipstick kha jati ho!
Biwi:
jhot mat bolo Ji
750gm to tum hi chat jate ho!

Biwi ki 5 baatain kabhi samajh mein nahi aati..

1) Tum na bahut woh ho.. (Ab
pata nahi woh se kya matlab?)
2) Mujhe tum se ye umeed nahi
thi.
(To mujhse umeed kya thi ?
kabhi batao to sahi..)
3) Tum pahle jaise nahi rahe
(To fir main pahle kaisa tha?)
4) Sach batana, main kaisi lag
rahi hu.
(Sach kya bolu? marna thodi hai.)
5) I am very stupid na.. (Ab haan
bol diya to gayi Bhains pani
mein.)

Padosi to Lala

Padosi to Lala
Tere ghar se hamesha hasne ki awaz aati hai? Khushi ka raaz?
Lala :- Meri Biwi mujhe joote marti hai,
Lag jaye to wo hasti hai
Na lage to main hasta hoon.

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