Ladka Ladki Jokes Girls Boys GF BF

GF jokes & BF jokes. In this small article you will see girlfriend jokes or boyfriend jokes. However we have other category jokes on this blog.

Enjoy given below jokes. Currently showing 3 funny jokes but later we will add more.

लड़की: मैं तुम्हारे प्यार में लुट गई,

लड़की: मैं तुम्हारे प्यार में लुट गई,
बर्बाद हो गई, बदनाम हो गई।

लड़का: तो पगली मे कोन सा तूम्हारे प्यार मे
कलेक्टर बन गया ।
पकौड़ी बेच रहा हूँ!

30 के 200 grm तू भी लेले ||

टीचर : गाँधी जयंती के बारे में बताओ ?

छाञ : गाँधी मस्त सॉलेड छोकरा था लेकिन
माँ कसम अपून को नहीं पत्ता जयंती के साथ
उसका क्या लफडा था |

English Jokes Part 3

This is the part three for English Jokes in different category. This three jokes which is given below is related to Pappu Jokes, teacher jokes and girls & boys jokes.

Teacher : The first son of Adam was

Teacher : The first son of Adam was
pappu : Adamu. Cool
Teacher : pappu, assuming you were
at a bus stop and boko-haram
throws a bomb. What will you do ?
pappu : i will stop assuming…..
Teacher ; what is a verb ?
pappu ; a verb is a valve in a bicycle
Teacher ; what are u sayin ?
pappu ; its a complete sentence sir.
Teacher ; are u mad ?
pappu ; its a question sir Teacher ;
dont be stupid
pappu ; its an advice sir.
Teacher ; stop that nonsence!
pappu ; its a command sir.
Teacher ; U are an idiot
pappu ; its an insult sir.
Teacher ; get out of my class!
pappu ; its an order sir.
Teacher ; oh goodness!,,,, what a
pappu ; its an exclamation sir.
Teacher ; may God hav mercy on U.
pappu ; its a prayer sir …..
the teacher fainted!!

GIRL: Hello

GIRL: Hello
BOY: My love how are you doing?
GIRL: I’m fine.
BOY: Will you be free this weekend?
Can you come to my house?
GIRL: I’m so sorry I can’t make it
because I will be attending my
aunt’s wedding and the next day
I’ll be busy, I’m so I guess I’m
BOY: Ooh ok, was just planning to
take you out for shopping, surprise
you with an iPhone 5, then buy you
a new dress and the Brazilian hair
you’ve been asking for…
GIRL: I will be coming and may even
spend the whole weekend there if
you want my love.
BOY: What about the wedding?
GIRL: which wedding, i was joking…
BOY: Really? Me too…

Girl – ur name?

Girl – ur name?
boy- black lion
G -r u joking?
B – no, it means kaalu singh.
and ur’s
girl- Soft underwear
boy-r u joking?
girl-no it means komal chadda.

A Hollywood director was shooting a

A Hollywood director was shooting a
budget movie on location in the
One day an old Indian came up to
and said, “Tomorrow rain.”
And sure enough the next day it
A few days later, the old Indian
appeared on set again, sidled up to
director and said, “Tomorrow storm.”
And sure enough, the following day
there was a fearful storm which
a temporary halt to filming.
The director was hugely impressed
by the old Indian’s weather
and told his secretary to put the
tribesman on the payroll. However,
after a number of other successful
forecasts, the Indian didn’t show for
three weeks. Then the director sent
for him.
The director said, “I have to shoot a
scene tomorrow and I’m relying on
What is the weather going to be
The old Indian shrugged his
“Don’t know. Radio broken.”

Above given three English jokes.

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Best girls boy funny Hindi Jokes – Masti & Romantic wale WhatsApp message

Check some special jokes between girls and boys in Hindi or Hinglish jokes Hindi.
First given below one on girl boys with a old man who is asking about the treatment of piles.

Ek Ladki ke sar me dard Tha…

Ek Ladki ke sar me dard Tha. Usne Apne boyfriend ko Bataya.
Boyfriend Ne uske Mathe pe Kiss kiya Or kaha- Abhi Thik ho Jayega.
Ye Dekh kar 1 Budhe ne Puchha-

“Beta, Bawasir ka bhi ilaaj krte Ho kya ??

Boy to girl

Boyfriend- I love you.
Girlfriend- Babaji ka thullu
Boyfriend- I will die 4u
Girlfriend- Babaji ka thullu
Boyfriend- i cant live without u.
Girlfriend- Babaji ka thullu
Boyfriend- I can do anything 4u.
Girlfriend- Babaji ka thullu
Boyfriend- i will give u diamond ring.
Girlfriend- Really.
Boyfriend- Babaji ka Thullu

लड़का : आप इतनी सुंदर कैसे हैं?

लड़का : आप इतनी सुंदर कैसे हैं?
स्वीटी : शराब के कारण.!!
लड़का : आप शराबपीती हैं?
स्वीटी : मैं नहीं कमीने, तू
नशे में है इसलिए सुंदर दिख
रही हूं.!!

She – क्या कर रहे हो ?

She – क्या कर रहे हो ?
Me – मुंगफली खा रहा हूँ
She : Hawww अकेले अकेले
Me – अब 10 रुपये की मूंगफली में भंडारा करू ?

एक लड़की की शादी से दो दिन पहले उसकी सहेली ने पूछा

एक लड़की की शादी से दो दिन पहले उसकी सहेली ने पूछा…
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Facebook भी Deactivate कर दिया है,
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