English Jokes Part 4

This is the part four for English Jokes in different category. Given below five jokes related to Husband Wife, Rajinikanth , Alia Bhatt, Santa Banta Jokes.

Below given four English jokes.

2 Wives chatting in office:

Wife 1: I had a fine evening how was
yours ?????
Wife 2: It was a disaster.
My husband came home, ate his
dinner in 3 mins
& fell asleep in 2 mins.
How was yours?
Wife 1: Oh mine was amazing!
My husband came home and took
me out for a
romantic dinner. After dinner, we
walked for an
hour. When we came home he lit the
candles
around the house. It was like a fairy
tale!
At the same time, their husbands
are talking at
work…
Husband 1: How was your evening?
Husband 2: Great.
I came home, dinner was on the
table, I ate & fell
asleep.
What about you?
Husband 1: It was horrible.
I came home, there’s no dinner, they
cut the
electricity because I forgot to pay
the bill. So I
took her out for dinner which was so
expensive
that didn’t have money left for a cab
or auto. We
walked home which took an hour &
when we got home, I remembered
there was no electricity so I
had to light candles all over the
house !!!!!!!!!!

Santa Arrested In Case Of Theft And

Santa Arrested In Case Of Theft And
Judge Asking Santa.
Judge: “Why You Have Stolen Money
From This Man?”
Santa: “My Lord, I Have Not Stolen
Money. He Just Gave It To Me”
Judge: “When He Gave You Money?”
Santa: “When I Showed Him Gun”

What would Alia Bhatt be called after she

What would Alia Bhatt be called after she
finished bathing?
-> NAHALIA Bhatt
After she finished eating?
-> KHALIA Bhatt
When she is clapping?
-> TAALIA Bhatt
When abusing?
-> GALIAA Bhatt
If her skin was dark ?
-> KAALIA Bhatt
When she wakes up from sleep?
-> SOLIYA Bhatt

Once, Sir Rajinikanth was giving lectures on GK and IQ

Once, Sir Rajinikanth was giving lectures on GK and IQ
A girl bunks that lecture
And today we know that as ‘Alia Bhatt’

AB De Villiers Jokes.

AB De Villiers.
Do u know him.??
I think u know him as a cricketer
from South Africa and playing for
Royal Challenger Bangalore in IPL.
Now know something strange about
him:-
1. He shortlisted for Jr national
hockey squad.
2. He shortlisted for Jr national
football squad.
3. Captain of South Africa Jr rugby.
4. Hold six south Africa school
swimming recordz.
5. The fastest 100mtr time in South
Africa junior athletics.
6 . A member of South Africa Jr Davis
Cup tennis team.
7. National Badminton U-19
champion.
8. Has a golf handicap of scratch.
And u will be thinking ke fir to sala
padai me zero hoga and here comes
9-Received a national medal from
Mandela for a science project…!!
Incredible

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A drunk man arrives late at home.

A drunk man arrives late at home.
He knows his wife won’t open the
door, so he decides to pretend he
bought her flowers & knocks at the
door.
Wife: Who is it ?
Drunk: I bring flowers for the pretty
lady.
Wife opens the door & says: Where
are the flowers?
Drunk: Where is the pretty lady?

One day I met a sweet woman and

One day I met a sweet woman and
fell in love. When it became
apparent that we would marry, I
made the supreme sacrifice and
gave up beans.
Some months later, on my birthday,
my car broke down on the way home
from work. Since I lived in the
countryside I called my wife and told
her that I would be late because I
had to walk home. On my way, I
passed by a small diner and the
odour of baked beans was more
than I could stand. With miles to
walk, I figured that I would walk off
any ill effects by the time I reached
home, so I stopped at the diner and
before I knew it, I had consumed
three large orders of baked beans.
All the way home, I made sure that I
released all the gas.
Upon my arrival, my wife seemed
excited to see! me and exclaimed
delightedly: “Darling I have a
surprise for dinner tonight.”
She then blindfolded me and led me
to my chair at the dinner table. I
took a seat and just as she was
about to remove my blindfold, the
telephone rang. She made me
promise not to touch the blindfold
until she returned and went to
answer the call. The baked beans I
had consumed were still affecting
me and the pressure was becoming
most unbearable, so while my wife
was out of the room I seized the
opportunity, shifted my weight to
one leg and let one go. It was not
only loud, but it smelled like a
fertilizer truck running over a skunk
in front of a pulpwood mill. I took my
napkin from my lap and fanned the
air around me vigorously. Then,
shifting to the other cheek, I ripped
off three more. The stink was worse
than cooked cabbage. Keeping my
ears carefully tuned to the
conversation in the other room, I
went on like this for another few
minutes. The pleasure was
indescribable. When eventually the
telephone farewells signalled the
end of my freedom, I quickly fanned
the air a few more times with my
napkin, placed it on my lap and
folded my hands back on it feeling
very relieved and pleased with
myself. My face must have been the
picture of innocence when my wife
returned, apologizing for taking so
long. She asked me if I had peeked
through the blindfold, and I assured
her I had not. At this point, she
removed the blindfold, and twelve
dinner guests seated around the
table chorused: “Happy Birthday!” I
fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!

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