A Manager, his Assistant, one old
woman and her young daughter are
traveling in a train and during the
course of time get themselves
introduced to each other and
become temporary friends. The train
goes through a tunnel and it gets
completely dark. Suddenly there is a
kissing sound and then a SLAP !!
The train comes out of the tunnel.
The women and the Assistant are
sitting there looking perplexed. The
Manager is bending over holding his
face, which is red from an apparent
slap. All of them remain diplomatic
and nobody says anything.
The Old woman is thinking:
These Managers are all crazy after
girls. He must have kissed my
daughter in the tunnel. Very proper
that she slapped him.
The Young girl is thinking:
The Manager must have tried to kiss
me but kissed my mother instead
and got slapped.
The Manager is thinking:
Damn it. My Assistant must have
kissed the young girl. She might
have thought it was me and slapped
The Assistant is thinking:
If this train goes through another
tunnel I will make another kissing
sound and slap my Manager again.
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